I have a few riddles for all of you. I will start it off with an easy one.

You live in a house with an all southern view. You look out the window and see a bear. What color is it?

 

poler bears are white

isn't the north pole great?

 

OK...that was the easy one. Here is one a little harder.

What happens once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

 

first one was harder

'M'

 

The letter M

 

OK.. Stepping it up a bit. If you guys get this one as quickly I will post the hard one.

What does God never see, Kings seldom see, but we see all the time?

 

Their equal????

 

You guys are good. Hope you are not using the help of the internet though... lol

Here is a hard one:

I man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. THe bartender pulls out a gun and points it at him. The man says "Thank you" and then leaves. What happened?

 

Hicups.. Thats an old one.