Ricer Christmas
#11
RE: Ricer Christmas
'Twas the night before christmas and rollin in my car
I picked up 3 bitches, drunk from the bar
Putting on **** in my dvd-player
These girls all knew I was king Knuckle-Slayer
Called up my boys, cuz I couldn't handle all three
Hurried the **** home, cuz I had to pee.
Got to my crib, parked in the yard
Drunker than ****, I fell real hard
Out of the car and I went upa stair
looked back at one bitch, she had nappy *** hair
"Brandon shes yours!" I yelled out loud
The neighbor was pissed at the sight of my crowd
Went inside andmixed up a drink
I was Gettin' ready to bury it deep insome pink
The girls were easy, the night was real great
I woke uphearingJohn as helaughed at his "date"
Turns out she was fat and John was fucked up
She kinda looked like a little pug pup
I'm at work so that at rounds out my story
Remember to slay knuckle and savor the glory!
EDIT: By the way... JP A4 here in the forums is John.
I picked up 3 bitches, drunk from the bar
Putting on **** in my dvd-player
These girls all knew I was king Knuckle-Slayer
Called up my boys, cuz I couldn't handle all three
Hurried the **** home, cuz I had to pee.
Got to my crib, parked in the yard
Drunker than ****, I fell real hard
Out of the car and I went upa stair
looked back at one bitch, she had nappy *** hair
"Brandon shes yours!" I yelled out loud
The neighbor was pissed at the sight of my crowd
Went inside andmixed up a drink
I was Gettin' ready to bury it deep insome pink
The girls were easy, the night was real great
I woke uphearingJohn as helaughed at his "date"
Turns out she was fat and John was fucked up
She kinda looked like a little pug pup
I'm at work so that at rounds out my story
Remember to slay knuckle and savor the glory!
EDIT: By the way... JP A4 here in the forums is John.
#15
RE: Ricer Christmas
John, its not that you're stuck persay, its more or less your beer goggles not being in focus.... hey, fat girls need love too, just not from me. If you want to experiment, thats your choice, I just don't always support it.
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post