Ricer Christmas
#1
12-15-2006, 12:46 AM
Ricer Christmas
Thought I would share this with you guys...
Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Camaro, even with it's big power,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the Action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing",
I scowled and revved and let out a sigh,
And did my trademark high-speed fly-by.
Merry Christmas! [sm=happybounce.gif]
Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Camaro, even with it's big power,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the Action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing",
I scowled and revved and let out a sigh,
And did my trademark high-speed fly-by.
Merry Christmas! [sm=happybounce.gif]
#9
12-15-2006, 04:05 PM
RE: Ricer Christmas
I had nothing better to do at work today..
Taws’ the night before Christmas and caught at a light
I was In a terrible rush, when I saw a horrible site
This little red civic with a body kit and a huge wing,
With the driver yelling “you can beat me in that thing”
I couldn’t believe what I just heard
I didn’t say a thing I just flipped him the bird
With his Honda v-tech and home made intake
Along with a tuner exhausts a gay sound it did make
With a chirp of the tire and the sound of a grinding gear
The little gay bastard took off with no fear
I didn’t think twice even though I thought it was a joke
My Camaro sat still as my tires spun creating smoke
Burning through three gears oh what a treat
My Ls1 Finely tuned my flow masters sounded sweet
With a little lead he must of though he just got a kill
But my Camaro pasted by him like he was standing still
As I slowed down to give him a holler
All I got was a fly-by so I didn’t even bother
Christmas came early as I saw a cop chasing after
As I drove by the little civic I know he heard my laughter
Taws’ the night before Christmas and caught at a light
I was In a terrible rush, when I saw a horrible site
This little red civic with a body kit and a huge wing,
With the driver yelling “you can beat me in that thing”
I couldn’t believe what I just heard
I didn’t say a thing I just flipped him the bird
With his Honda v-tech and home made intake
Along with a tuner exhausts a gay sound it did make
With a chirp of the tire and the sound of a grinding gear
The little gay bastard took off with no fear
I didn’t think twice even though I thought it was a joke
My Camaro sat still as my tires spun creating smoke
Burning through three gears oh what a treat
My Ls1 Finely tuned my flow masters sounded sweet
With a little lead he must of though he just got a kill
But my Camaro pasted by him like he was standing still
As I slowed down to give him a holler
All I got was a fly-by so I didn’t even bother
Christmas came early as I saw a cop chasing after
As I drove by the little civic I know he heard my laughter
#10
12-15-2006, 04:12 PM
RE: Ricer Christmas
definately too much time, but yes, the "ricer fly-by", oh so true.
As much as I love hondas/acuras, there are a **** ton of people that give them a bad name. They can be amazing cars, but very few have the knowledge to build one worth a **** IMO. But as far as tuning, and ease of workin on, they are by far one of my favorites.... I'll own another one eventually, but the A4 will always be my daily driver. I wouldn't mind building up an EF hatch or CRX, strictly for the track, however the A4 still needs a lot of modifying before I buy one.
As much as I love hondas/acuras, there are a **** ton of people that give them a bad name. They can be amazing cars, but very few have the knowledge to build one worth a **** IMO. But as far as tuning, and ease of workin on, they are by far one of my favorites.... I'll own another one eventually, but the A4 will always be my daily driver. I wouldn't mind building up an EF hatch or CRX, strictly for the track, however the A4 still needs a lot of modifying before I buy one.