I can't believe I forgot about this car 'till now.
Alright, I'll start on the background of the guy JUST to make it even better. This guy is... a sleaze. My age... still in highschool, and one horny *** bastard. In highschool, he had ACTAULLY asked my girlfriend at the time if she wanted to head to his car and screw around... this was followed by a swift kick to the nuts. His first car was a '98 (I think) Escort, his Mom's old car. Chopped springs, altezzas, etc, etc. It was a pretty bruital car... but nothing compares to his current ride. This '98 was totaled when this stupid dunce got in a drunk driving accident. He headoned another car, sending 2 of his passengers, and hte husband and wife in the other car to the hospital. He got away with this accident completly, didn't claim the accident on insurance... so he got off COMPLETLY scott free. Both cars complete writeoffs.
So he needs a ride now right? Well... he doesn't have that much money, and apparently he just fell in love with the Escort. So for $750 he buys himself a '93 Escort. Fine, you're poor, you need a car.... whatever. But no, he LOVES this car. SO much so, he has spent the past year modding it. Now, this guys a ***, I avoid him at all costs... but his friend lives around the corner from me... so I saw the car today.. and trust me, there will be pics to come.
To hold you over for now... here's a pic to help you imagine.

So here we go. Carbon fiber is cool right? How do you do carbon fiber look on a budget? Paint it of course! Too cheap for carpaint? Don't worry, grab some housepaint! Ohhh... apparently you can't tell paint colour eh? S'alright, that light grey hood looks GREAT anyway. Hell, it looks SO good, why don't we just do the trunk? Now we need some ventalation for this beast... how about some Canadian tire hood vents? Schweet. chop those springs, tint the tails to hell, sticker the back window. Canadian tire window tint, random LED impersonating an alarm system, fart can, chicken wire over the oval opening where the Ford logo is... and you quite possibly have the worst car ever.
Oh...and did i mention it's dark pink?

So let's hear it boys... can anyone top this?

 

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH that is really SICK ewwww i dont think i can top that but i did see a escort wagon with Audi rings on front grill i was in tears from laughing

 

i need pics, spence, this car sounds amazing....

 

wow..it sure does...does he call it an es-sport?

 

I need Pics


The closest I got is some kid in town has a Daewoo with a huge fart can on it. All of that fake chrome trim around every little creavace of the car and APC stickers on every window, but it does'nt even compete with this one.

 

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Yeah...what AWD said!

 

LOL, to funny man! I don't even think i could start imagine it! Go stalk the car check, we need pic's!

 

lol, I have a car on my phone camera right now.. its a 2000 or so pontiac grand am, in white.

Now, all the panels are stock, but i'm guessing he crashed it or something, and got a burgundy front bumper. looked hella sweet I guess, so he got a burgundy rear bumper to match, and burgundy side skirts. Added a giant alloy wing, and a giant tach, must be like a 12 incher lol. He also has hood pins... for reasons unknown... and the pins are attached to like, electrical wire, which has been stripped of its insulation. It's quite the abomination.

Now, I do have a pic of it... but its on my phone, and I dont know how to get it off. Stupid nokia software.

 

Just send it to yourself at one of your email addresses, save it to your desktop, then upload it to here.. simple.