install vnc on his comp so you can remotely control it with yours. steal one of his wheels. cover his car with bumper stickers

 

meh... none of those are as embarrassing as having to drive with a dick in your hand. I'm looking for deviously humiliating ways to get back at him. Keep in mind that I will soon need to one up whatever his retaliation is, and that means this will all be taken up a few notches.

achTTung: lube has been part of my plan for a while. I want this to weird him out as much as possible.

 

HAHAH id use the 2 part epoxy that stuff is STRONG.

You have to post pictures this sounds hilarious

 

dude... hilarious ideas...

 

Never mess with another mans food or deface/destroy their personal property. Anything else goes. Gotta have at least some respect. Damn.

 

hook up his brake light power to his horns. use electrical tape to make a I'm super gay on his hood

 

yeah yeah yeah... Like I said, this guy works with the principle that any fucked up prank he comes up with he has to pull on someone else before they pull it on him. Keeping that in mind, I will most DEFINITELY follow through.

I've been talking to a friend here at work about adhesives and he recommends JB cold weld epoxy. That stuff dries so hard it's machinable. I think we have a winner.

 

heh, that was my old standby for muffler patches. Every time a spot would rust thru on my old 4000, i'd slather some JB weld onto a piece of manila paper, and slap it over the rust hole. Paper burns/washes away, leaves a real nice patch. that stuff will definitely work.

 

ok I'm heading up there tonight. I don't think I can get my hands on any JB weld unless they have it at Home Depot (doubtful), but I know I'll be able to get gorilla glue there so that's going to have to suffice. I have a buddy scouting out a shop to get the ***** and these guys have a power drill with a wide assortment of bits. I don't think they're going to go as deep as I want them to, but they'll have to work.

I still need to know how large I need to drill this hole though. Does anyone here have any idea what the diameter is on an old golf shifter shaft? help me out.

If and when I pull this off, pics will be up. Check back in a few days from now.

 

Two of the guys on college humor have been doing that. They have many pranks, but this one is my favorite
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1774718