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Old 10-04-2009, 09:22 PM
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Only in NJ would you be driving home minding your business on the GSP doing 80mph and have some DOUCHE BAG side swipe you!!! I almost crashed into the car infront of me to the right of me and the car in the back of me . The retard left the scene of the crime what a F&*(&ing P%^^k !!!!!! I pulled over thinking someone would be nice enough to see if I was ok but there was NO ONE just me going into shock! Thats dirty jerzzz for ya!!
 
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Old 10-04-2009, 09:52 PM
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NJ Turnpike FTW!!!!! Fu*k that road. For some reason your story neither shocks or surprises me. I've been desensitized by this state.

hope all is well.....besides the car.
 
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Old 10-04-2009, 10:32 PM
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i almost was sideswiped here in Endwell NY by a jersey driver, i was pushed ont the shoulder and the bitch flipped me off. so i threw a banana out my window at her....
 
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Old 10-04-2009, 10:42 PM
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Are you SURE it was a banana? or, were you just excited to be alive?!?!?
 
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Old 10-04-2009, 10:45 PM
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it was a banana, i always have a few laying around when i never finish my lunch. if i threw my ***** at her she would never have stoped tailgating me!
 
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Old 10-04-2009, 11:53 PM
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ahh the great state of New Jersey. only time i'm in Jersey is when i'm going to NYC. I280 is the only part of Jersey i've ever been lol. actually, i was coming home from NYC one time and some chick just decides to swerve into the lane right in front of me for no reason. i turn on my high beams and she moves over and she gives me a wave of apology lol. and of course i go to a school infested with ppl from NYC and Jersey so i'm forced to park as far away as possible so i don't get into any ****. sorry something like that had to happen to you guys, i'm sure i woulda flipped out even worse and chased them down and brake check the **** out of them. i'm a pretty strong believer of karma.
 
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Old 10-05-2009, 12:17 AM
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Originally Posted by AUDIjp98
it was a banana, i always have a few laying around when i never finish my lunch. if i threw my ***** at her she would never have stoped tailgating me!
Nah... As your jr. member hit her windshield she'd swerved, and screamed, "DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THE D!<& ON THAT BUG?!??!?" And drove off, forever wondering about all those flys she's swatted over the course of her pathetic life.
 
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Old 10-05-2009, 12:42 AM
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Glad your Ok, Princess.
 
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Old 10-05-2009, 01:26 AM
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As long as you're alright princess.

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Old 10-05-2009, 02:28 AM
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that sucks at least ur ok and that ahole driver will get his/hers someday
 


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