ORIGINAL: AUDI05

oh my GOD [&:]

I think I found some good quotes from it

"A good tip to shed some easy weight from your car is to just remove the steering wheel....you dont need it, just pull that sucker off and leave it at home."

"omg........ stop driving that thing and toe it to someone that will kick you in the nuts and take the car off your hands and go buy a honda


jesus christ man.... i think you need a new motor"

"Yup, just add water until it starts overflowing out of the oil cap /fill hole, and then youll be good. Just make sure to do a seafoam application when you get a chance. Thatll get any of the leftover sand out."

"If this isn't a joke that guy shouldn't reproduce. If you actually put sand into the intake what ever damage was done you deserve.

I thought it would be cool to paint the inside of my engine so I went to home depot and got a gallon of paint and put my intake in it. I had to mash the gas to the floor so the engine would run. My turbo didn't spool but i think it's broken because it's covered in paint. My engine won't start now and my exhaust has paint in it. What should I do? Also I ran out of motor oil so I filled the crank case with fudge. Is this ok? It looks the same. Can I drive the car?"