Reasons Dating Sucks
#1
03-01-2009, 01:28 PM
Reasons Dating Sucks
I hope this doesn't discourage Amze before his date tonight, but...
Add to the list anything you think of :-) I'm pretty sure this could become quite long and potentially funny.
Reasons Dating Sucks:
* It's expensive
* Days or even weeks of texting/emailing/phone before an actual date, which often ends with "I wasted how long talking to you?"
* Cool chick already have guys
* Wow she's so my type usually means shes attractive to a LOT of other guys too
* Ones you like don't like you
* Ones that like you are stupid/ugly/boring
* Internal censor overload until you can tell what there sense of humor is like
Add to the list anything you think of :-) I'm pretty sure this could become quite long and potentially funny.
Reasons Dating Sucks:
* It's expensive
* Days or even weeks of texting/emailing/phone before an actual date, which often ends with "I wasted how long talking to you?"
* Cool chick already have guys
* Wow she's so my type usually means shes attractive to a LOT of other guys too
* Ones you like don't like you
* Ones that like you are stupid/ugly/boring
* Internal censor overload until you can tell what there sense of humor is like
#2
03-01-2009, 01:34 PM
GREAT thread idea and a perfect time!
* There are ALWAYS strings attached there's no such thing as a relationship with no baggage.
* They wont leave you alone when your at work but then the weekend comes and they wont have anything to do with you.
* And in my case I'm just not enough of an *******... WTF? I still don't understand this one.
I'll add more later when I think of them
* There are ALWAYS strings attached there's no such thing as a relationship with no baggage.
* They wont leave you alone when your at work but then the weekend comes and they wont have anything to do with you.
* And in my case I'm just not enough of an *******... WTF? I still don't understand this one.
I'll add more later when I think of them
#3
03-01-2009, 01:47 PM
* Online places to meet like match/chemistry/eharmony or even myspace/facebook seem to make the other person believe you know them enough you should take them out to a nice dinner. I don't agree, I don't think I know them at all from what they say online, and I'd rather have coffee or a beer with 20 of them before I find ONE I would want to take to dinner. Annoying because it makes me look cheap when I'm just being a bit more picky.
Wow, some of these could get longer than 1-liners. But...
Wow, some of these could get longer than 1-liners. But...
#7
03-01-2009, 05:18 PM
LOL, I've not done that one! But I have
* Woke up the next morning and tried to figure out how did I get THAT lonely AAAHHGG! (proceed to blame alcohol and/or a wingman with worse beer goggles than you had)
* Woke up the next morning and tried to figure out how did I get THAT lonely AAAHHGG! (proceed to blame alcohol and/or a wingman with worse beer goggles than you had)
#8
03-01-2009, 07:11 PM
shh u guys need to find a baby mama. i found mine and she pays for me all the damn time. She also bought my entire system and helped me out on my rims. Gotta find a chicka that 1 has a steady job so that u can always tell her u got money of ur own. number 2 no kids and number 3 u cant find her in a bar cuz chicks in bar are only looking for a guy to buy them a drink.
#9
03-01-2009, 07:31 PM
not necessarily true. I've met some pretty cool women in bars. I never buy them drinks though. that's just setting yourself up for failure.
#10
03-01-2009, 07:42 PM
shh u guys need to find a baby mama. I found mine and she pays for me all the damn time. She also bought my entire system and helped me out on my rims. Gotta find a chicka that 1 has a steady job so that u can always tell her u got money of ur own. Number 2 no kids and number 3 u cant find her in a bar cuz chicks in bar are only looking for a guy to buy them a drink.