ORIGINAL: KevinA4

I know this is off subject, but hey, it's an off topic forum.... Anyway, I was reading stuff to look busy and saw this in my inbox...enjoy.


DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish................................49.
Adventurous......................Slept with everyone.
Athletic..............................No breasts.
Average looking.................Moooo.
Beautiful.............................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure.............On medication.
Feminist..............................Fat.
Free spirit...........................Junkie.
Friendship first....................Former ****.
New-Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.....................No BJs.
Open-minded......................Desperate.
Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional.........................Bitch.
Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.
Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry =You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk =You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead =You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10.You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay=

ORIGINAL: avant80@2.6

scull and kill what do you think im just testing things