Funny stuff, I like this one:
- Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

I also hate "I have a photographic memory" when in reality they are just talking about memory.

 

i can relate to like 96% of this

 

Here's a randon thought from a 46 year-old that's related to the forums, here... it bothers me that, with, like half-a-million posts, I'm in the same seniority category as someone with, like, 500? "Senior" member.

 

46? And your posting on a forum? Get a life.......

 

genius.. never had a real, authentic lol in a long time..

 

I'll have you know I was a young, sprightly 42 year old (with a 26 year old g/f. at the time), when I joined

 

^ pedophile!

 

I agree with most of it,

but street smart exists, book smart exists, how do you get those two confused?

 

Maybe something he read... In a chalk outline!

 

- As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

Yes x1000


-My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

The real questions are, can you run a ninja over with your car, and even if you did, would you ever know?