Random Lies
#21
RE: Random Lies
ORIGINAL: beefski
Was that really your past? If so I'm sorry.
Nobody should have to experience things like that!!!
Was that really your past? If so I'm sorry.
Nobody should have to experience things like that!!!
#22
RE: Random Lies
Workin backwards, lookin at it right,
I really know how to put up a feckin fight
iron palm, a little tai chi, hung gar and ha say fu,
man, you better back off, I'm gonna make a mess of you
my son number four gave me a gift, you know, when I need a lift
the wife is the sheite, you couldn't understand, she knows how to take care of a man
for thirteen years I've been runnin this business,
only two/three hours a day, I love havin a sharp mind, and it pays
fifteen years in the program of aa, course of miricles about the same
look in the mirror, nod respect, a man lookin back, now how bout that
I take car of my boys, raise em right, have em two thirds of the time, and we tight
moms all right, dads around, somehow everythins above ground
and most of the time I'm not down
I always get up, I maintain
turn left then quick right
think I'll drive my audi tonight
I really know how to put up a feckin fight
iron palm, a little tai chi, hung gar and ha say fu,
man, you better back off, I'm gonna make a mess of you
my son number four gave me a gift, you know, when I need a lift
the wife is the sheite, you couldn't understand, she knows how to take care of a man
for thirteen years I've been runnin this business,
only two/three hours a day, I love havin a sharp mind, and it pays
fifteen years in the program of aa, course of miricles about the same
look in the mirror, nod respect, a man lookin back, now how bout that
I take car of my boys, raise em right, have em two thirds of the time, and we tight
moms all right, dads around, somehow everythins above ground
and most of the time I'm not down
I always get up, I maintain
turn left then quick right
think I'll drive my audi tonight
#27
RE: Random Lies
ORIGINAL: jayson161
oh im gay haha, i thought the title was random LINES, not lies..... haha durr deep stuff regardless. holler
oh im gay haha, i thought the title was random LINES, not lies..... haha durr deep stuff regardless. holler
#29
RE: Random Lies
I've come before you, to stand behind you, and tell you something I know nothing about...[sm=alcoholic.gif]
One dark day, in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight.[sm=badidea.gif]
Back-to-back they faced each other, drew their knoves and shot each other.[sm=dontgetit.gif]
A deaf Policeman heard this noise and came to kill these two dead bouy.[sm=bustedsign.gif]
If you don't believe my stories true...[sm=headbang.gif]
Ask the blind man[sm=shades.gif]
He saw it too[sm=rolleyes.gif]
One dark day, in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight.[sm=badidea.gif]
Back-to-back they faced each other, drew their knoves and shot each other.[sm=dontgetit.gif]
A deaf Policeman heard this noise and came to kill these two dead bouy.[sm=bustedsign.gif]
If you don't believe my stories true...[sm=headbang.gif]
Ask the blind man[sm=shades.gif]
He saw it too[sm=rolleyes.gif]
#30
RE: Random Lies
AWD, thats a fummy poem, i remember that from wwwaaayyy back in grammer school.
its better to keep quiet and have people think you are dumb, than open your mouth and confirm it.
catch a fish for a man feed him for a day, teach him how to fish, feed him for a lifetime.
its better to keep quiet and have people think you are dumb, than open your mouth and confirm it.
catch a fish for a man feed him for a day, teach him how to fish, feed him for a lifetime.