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Old 06-20-2006, 02:16 PM
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Was that really your past? If so I'm sorry.
Nobody should have to experience things like that!!!

Ya know, to be fair, I could talk and should talk about the flip side of things, maybe I'll do that too.
 
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Old 06-20-2006, 03:24 PM
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Workin backwards, lookin at it right,
I really know how to put up a feckin fight
iron palm, a little tai chi, hung gar and ha say fu,
man, you better back off, I'm gonna make a mess of you
my son number four gave me a gift, you know, when I need a lift
the wife is the sheite, you couldn't understand, she knows how to take care of a man
for thirteen years I've been runnin this business,
only two/three hours a day, I love havin a sharp mind, and it pays
fifteen years in the program of aa, course of miricles about the same
look in the mirror, nod respect, a man lookin back, now how bout that
I take car of my boys, raise em right, have em two thirds of the time, and we tight
moms all right, dads around, somehow everythins above ground
and most of the time I'm not down
I always get up, I maintain
turn left then quick right
think I'll drive my audi tonight
 
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Old 06-20-2006, 03:37 PM
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WOW, man that is some good stuff. VERY deep.



I'm glad there is some good things to write about.
 
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Old 06-20-2006, 05:52 PM
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If I'm gonna tell lies, I should tell both kinds

thanks
 
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Old 06-20-2006, 05:58 PM
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oh im gay haha, i thought the title was random LINES, not lies..... haha durr deep stuff regardless. holler
 
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Old 06-20-2006, 07:51 PM
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dude that's feckin funny...

How about this line


Just walk up to her and ask her dead feckin straight and be serious! " Come with me, I'm gonna tie you up and **** you up the ****."
 
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Old 06-22-2006, 05:15 AM
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oh im gay haha, i thought the title was random LINES, not lies..... haha durr deep stuff regardless. holler
You know, Id like to hear success from other's in the face of adversity...sometimes I need the motivation
 
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Old 06-22-2006, 10:58 PM
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This has the potential to turn into a really deep thread.
 
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Old 06-22-2006, 11:08 PM
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I've come before you, to stand behind you, and tell you something I know nothing about...[sm=alcoholic.gif]

One dark day, in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight.[sm=badidea.gif]
Back-to-back they faced each other, drew their knoves and shot each other.[sm=dontgetit.gif]
A deaf Policeman heard this noise and came to kill these two dead bouy.[sm=bustedsign.gif]
If you don't believe my stories true...[sm=headbang.gif]
Ask the blind man[sm=shades.gif]
He saw it too[sm=rolleyes.gif]
 
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Old 06-23-2006, 12:21 PM
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AWD, thats a fummy poem, i remember that from wwwaaayyy back in grammer school.


its better to keep quiet and have people think you are dumb, than open your mouth and confirm it.

catch a fish for a man feed him for a day, teach him how to fish, feed him for a lifetime.
 


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