Back door access is hard to come by especially when you have a healthy package.

 

hahh.. WOW! that may take the cake.

 

He definitely took advantage of drunk women in college!!!

 

I use to date this girl that was "a$$ raped" by her X. Shes a petite girl and didn't wanna do it so the guy fvcked her one night while she was passed out drunk. She said she woke up and her a$$ was very sore and later the guy admitted doing it lol I couldnt help but laugh when she told me the story, but anyways she didn't wanna do **** after that so I ended up paying for what the X did[:@], what an a$$hole.

 

Sucks to be you my friend. You could always go the skank route!!!!

 

Yea right now there are 2 other chicks that like it in the a$$ lol

 

And the live in the Boogie Down

 

Yup What do you know about the BX

 

NO!!!!

Ixnay on the Kank Snay!

There is a pattened way to get your girl to do the **** thang.

Many have proven the method tried and true.

It starts with the occasional nonchelant lick when performing regular cunnilingus....just throw in a little analangus...extremely subtle

always, always give her sweet **** attention and compliments...make it the sorce of much pleasure and enjoyment

never talk about what you'd like to do, ever...god, worse mistake ever, never acknowledge, just smile and continue your plan of action

always give random irregular gental fingertip caress to the, ah, entrance during oportune time, like during intercourse

know that the plan of action may take many months or even a year to accomplish the "desired" effect

once you have succesfully set up precedence of analangus and finger stimulie, you may enjoy slightly more vigorously, depending on her (always good to enjoy as an over the toper for her, you know for the big "O" face)

eventually the stars will align, it'll be the right time, the right place, the right point in her cycle, etc...

know that you absolutely can **** it up...lots of lubrication or ahm, saliva, go ssssslllllloooooooooooowwwwwlllllyyyyyyy you feckin dumb ****

always go very very feckin slow, working it in very very slow, there should definitely be stimulation to her/by her

after a little while....you'll know, you can then, and only then, ahm, "go faster"...(assuming you can make it that long!)

 

oh sweet muhammad...please just stop already.