So, I was on my way up to my companies head office just to chill yesterday, when I spotted a black B5 on the side of the road (RTE 28 in New Hampshire) with its four-ways on. I pulled up to see if I could help, seeing as it was 13 degrees outside and all, and there is this scrawny girl behind the wheel all bundled up. When I asked her what was wrong and if I could help, she said "It ran out of oil again. It kept stalling this morning and now it just wont start again."

I was in utter disbelief that anyone could be that stupid, and when she said that her boyfriend was coming to help her, I couldn't wait to get out of there.

 

did i read that right or did you hear that right, i ran out of oil again, i really really really hope she was talking about gas and wasent a 1.8t driver.

 

haha again; wont the engine just seize if there is no oil??.were uin salem??

 

Yeah, I was in Salem. I have no idea why she was even driving it, the only thing that makes me feel any better about it was that it was a 12v 2.8

 

oh well in that case its a tough little bugger, although i dont know how long itll last if this isnt the first time she ran out of oil.

 

Well there is one less 12v with us now ( or soon enough)

I'll drink in it's honor

 

Hay CAB, your quote of my line notwithstanding... Apparently not ALL Audi PIMP-hands are weilded properly, huh? someone should take a PIMP-hand to Her AND Her B/F, for that one.

 

Yeah that was my girl... She doesnt know what the hell she is talking about she ran out of gas. Dumb Lady.... I told her to change her blinker fluid like a month ago but she still cant find out where to buy it.

 

tell her to go HERE: http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main...dafdaca6efffcc

She may hafta hold her credit-card VERY CLOSE up to teh screen several times before the transaction goes through... or, she can just maile it to ME, and I'll take care of it for her:
Hey, Hey, Captain-Jack
Down By The RailRoad tracks
Anytown, USA, 12345

 

Red vs. Blue

Go get some elbow grease and some headlight fluid for the Puma.

Elbow grease? What do those guys think I'm stupid or something?.... When I get back with that headlight fluid, I'm gonna talk to the sargeant.