The Person Above Me
#9891
^ wants to be reincarnated as a gay glow in the dark condom.
#9892
^ finally confessed that he already voted for McCain in 1908
#9894
^ often wonders "What wouldn't Jesus do?"
#9895
^ still attached to his dads left nipple
#9896
Was nicknamed the Dancing Quenn of iHop.
#9897
^ listenings to smooth jazz to help his irregularity
#9898
Slows dances to Crank That Souljaboy while he Supermans that hoe.
#9899
^ can split atoms with his flatulance
#9900
^ is wondering what the f happened to everyone?