The Person Above Me
#9841
^ Has a wooden leg named chuck that smells like dookie in the morning
#9842
^ only person I know that loses at pocket pool
#9843
listens to instrumental rock because he cant help but be turned on by vocalist's voices who are predominantly males
#9844
doesn't want anyone to know his cat loves to eat peanut butter off of his tahliwhacker
#9845
^ prefers to go "medieval" on any buttocks in arms reach - nervous habit from his prison years
#9846
^ why must you tell everyone about the soap incident....doesn't that embarass you ???
#9847
looks for the good in everyone......then takes it.
#9848
^ could let out shrill screams that even Howard Dean would find horrifying
#9849
Enjoys a baked bean colonic now and then
#9850
^on the topic of beans, he is one of the only known sources on the earth who can explain what the "pork" is in pork and beans - as he creates the mystery substance himself.