The Person Above Me
#9811
^ is the dj at a gay club called twinkies in lower "man"hattan
#9812
^ claims looking at naked pics of Rosanne Barr is his poor-man's Viagra
#9813
^ owns the worlds largest collection of cucumbers
#9814
^ prefers Michael Bolton over George Michael to get him into the mood for his bikini waxes
#9815
^ bikini waxes are for ****.....shave it all "by the way it makes it look bigger" LOL
#9816
^ coined the phrase - "if you want bigger genitals, measure from a different spot!"
#9817
^ Thought no one would see his secret rainbow hiding in the background in his sig. ??? really
#9818
^ promotes himself as next Tom Cruise - but straight
#9819
^ likes a certain midget named wayne
#9820
puts a bell on his head and ice cream bars in his pants then cruises neighborhoods for kids, posing as the "Green minded" ice cream man.