The Person Above Me
#9781
would stand in awe at the sight of a ******* sailing the big blue sea
#9782
wears bannana hamocks to the beach with a thick gold chain and open toed sandals
#9783
^ suffers PTSS from being tied up by the Lilliputians on his travels
#9784
^ thinks being tied up is really a bad thing....=P
#9785
^ wants to be loved by all the woodland creatures and elves
#9786
^firmly believes "there is no such thing as stupid questions, only stupid people."
#9787
^ shoots down flying squirrels with moose guns - calls it "getting Bullwinkled"
#9788
knows that his five long nights at the San Fran YMCA was really getting "Bullwinkled"
#9789
^ likes going to French hotels for the drinking fountains in the bathrooms for the kids
#9790
continues to get furious when people ask him if he would like crackers to go with his "cottage cheese" thighs.