The Person Above Me
#9731
^ often laments... "So many gay bars, so little time..."
#9732
^ only someone thats actually "GAY" uses the word laments
#9733
^ legos aren't his thing so he stacks up freshly removed teeth that he pulls out of the local dentist office's trash can
#9734
^ had three feet of his lower intestines straightened out in a freak pole sitting accident - sounds like the Holland Tunnel when passes gas
#9735
^ filmed the stated pole sitting accident, which I will show to you all now.
#9736
^ plays BORATS version of the sims
#9737
^ went to the dark side of the force... cause they have cookies!!
#9738
^ his dream wife looks like a mix between les claypool and barbera walters
#9739
cant believe your smiling after playing bumper poles
#9740
^ doesn't like his chain yanked, unless you're a three fingered sloth - but no one else!?!?!