The Person Above Me
#9661
^ gets easily frustrated if he doesn't get his "garage" time
#9662
Is secretly French
#9663
^ card carying member of S.I.N.G.L.E. (Staying Intoxicated Nightly, Getting Laid Everyday)
#9664
^Got kicked out of SINGLE for not drinking enough nightly,
and is now paying for it ......... by not getting laid daily.
and is now paying for it ......... by not getting laid daily.
#9665
stands in the cereal isle at local groceries warning kids that the prizes inside are gonna break.
#9666
^ wears a wrist band with WWBBD on it - stands for What Would Brian Botano Do?
#9667
makes likenesses of Jim Belushi with his mashed potatoes, then sticks his fork into the head and shout's That'll show ya"
#9668
^ knows in his heart, which is deep inside his body, that beer is proof that God wants us to be happy
#9669
knows that farts are God's way of showing us he has a sense of humor.
#9670
^^^ has gas that would choke a maggot off the gut cart