The Person Above Me
#9651
is a mistress of double entendres
#9653
sells dirty limericks to leprechauns
#9654
^likes to go "commando" during barmitzvahs
#9655
plays the *** trumpet
#9656
^ thought the new movie Tropical Thunder was actually titled Topical Thunder about a misunderstood lad with a fetish for rectal wipes
#9657
Bought topical thunder wipes when someone told him he had big ***-pirations.
#9658
^ plans to be the wheelchair wrangler at the next Jerry Lewis Telethon
#9659
^Gets pumped up for his rugby matches by drinking Red Bull and popping in his favorite Traveling Wilburys cd.
#9660
is like the cast of characters from The Wizard of Oz, all rolled up into one.