The Person Above Me
#9601
^ claims to get harrassing phonecalls from the Chinese when he passes gas
#9602
was the actual voice singing "Ode to the Motherland" that was lip synched at the opening Ceremony of the Olympics...
SCANDALOUS !
SCANDALOUS !
#9603
^ gets this naughty grin and his left leg starts to shake every time he sees a Dyson commercial
#9604
smells like an ashtay w/ stale beer in it..
#9605
^ plans install a Borla exhaust and chip his ride-a-long mower cuz that's the way he rolls
#9606
hankers for a hunk of cheese. Frumunda that is.
#9607
^ lost his life savings in spandex condom futures
#9608
Bought the only copy sold of "Breakin' and Poppin' your way to financial freedom"
#9609
^ wrote "Breakin' and Poppin' your way to financial freedom"
#9610
^ can't sleep in fear that Micheal Jackson will swoop in and carry him away to Neverland