The Person Above Me
#9591
^ had a good night with me later that same evening - it involved us sitting in the main mall office farting our chilidog fueled farts into the mall PA system
#9592
^such stories come easy to him as he is a repeat offender to the above mentioned activity, only the last time was on the schools PA during the morning announcements.
#9593
^ there by the grace of Versace goes her
#9594
^ is trying to bring back Boy Scout Shorts as a fashion statement.
#9595
^ card carrying member of the Ethan Hawk Society Against Cruelty to Mimes
#9596
^Once beat a mime half to death, but the case was dismissed in court as the mime and his mime posse would not give verbal testimonies.
#9597
^ often says if you can beat them soak them in olive oil with a hint of basil and twist garlic
#9598
feels most at home in mesh shorts and a mid drift tank tee
#9599
^ suffers from bouts of dizziness, confusion, nausea and **** leakage from an acute case of DSB (Dreaded Semen Buildup)
#9600
fired from Dairy Queen for constantly filling pants with softserve and shouting "Who's COOL Now, Dad?!"