The Person Above Me
#9551
snorts captain crunch to ensure better absorption of all its vitamin goodness
#9552
Preferred King Vitaman to Captain Crunch.
#9553
^ preps his "king missile" for launch every hour on the hour
#9554
^Is the "person" above me!
#9555
^ knows she's now on top of me - like she likes it
#9556
^ is having a party at his place tonight and wants to play the new drinking game....pin the tail on the elephant.
#9557
^ listens to Pink Floyd during bubble bath acid trips - her special version of a "staycation"
#9558
has a mangina
#9559
^ believes smegma is an underrated food condiment
#9560
has the eyes of a cat, the reflexes of a cobra and the *** of an elephant rendering the other two useless.