The Person Above Me
#9541
^ look on his face was priceless when he learned it was the long straw that lost
#9542
^ is always going "all in" with his short stack.
#9543
^ promises to provide quality service in giving reach arounds during his next prison stay
#9544
offers free Soft Serve for every Rusty Trombone
#9545
^ comtempting whipping out his "spam mallet" for use on evil-doers in the produce section of his grocery store
#9546
^ lives his whole life at half mast
#9548
^ wishes she had more cleavage
(i'm sorry but it was perfect!)
(i'm sorry but it was perfect!)
#9549
Wonders "Where did this rash come from!!!???"
#9550
^ will only use a gay blade for that truly close shave