The Person Above Me
#9501
Can't think of anything hotter than kankles.
#9502
likes to ride the waves if you know what I mean
#9503
Prefers the Bigger Buckeye Gals
#9504
Likes his girls the same way he likes his trucks - with a nice set of red *****.
#9505
Thinks a pocket queens beat a pair of big ***** when playing poker against the more aggressive bluffers
#9506
^ Thinks boost gauges make cars go fast...
#9507
Thinks he gets 10 Points for every squirrel he hits while driving.
#9508
loves the f.u.p.a.
#9509
Wonders if a laptop sitting on top of a desk is still a laptop.
#9510
^ effectionately known as Kolb-on-the-cob down at Bruce's Ice Hole Palace and Bait Barn