The Person Above Me
#9451
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^ is so clingy ex girlfriends carry dryer sheets to ward him off
#9452
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^
Bought this for his 7 yr old daughter.
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#9453
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when filling out forms under Sex, he makes and checks his on box that says: Yes, please.
#9454
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^ escaped from the circus where he was billed as BoBo, the Gigantic Bearded Midget Man!
#9455
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tries to attract women w/ Magnets.
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^ carries Scooby snacks in his pocket in case of meddlesome teenage detectives
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was raised by scotty dogs and can't break the habit of sniffing everyone's rear when he greets them.
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^ plays catchup when he musterd
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is a double entendre
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^ failed to mention I misspelled mustard