The Person Above Me
#9381
RE: The Person Above Me
^has a buffalo bill (silence of the lambs) poster over his bed that says do you wanna F*CK me, I'd F*CK me
#9382
RE: The Person Above Me
^ wears Daisy Dukes to church to taunt the hillbilly priests
#9383
RE: The Person Above Me
ORIGINAL: So_NAudi
justifies any awkward situation he/she (just being safe) is caught in by explaining "im just partying"
justifies any awkward situation he/she (just being safe) is caught in by explaining "im just partying"
Wears Depends on dates "so guys can't move in on his lady" when he goes to the WC.
#9384
RE: The Person Above Me
^eats small children feet first
#9385
RE: The Person Above Me
^ won't cry over spilled milk but oddly enough will whimper like a baby if he drops the Kool Whip
#9386
RE: The Person Above Me
^ thinks baby got back is about scoliosis.
#9387
RE: The Person Above Me
has the world's longest history of first/last dates.
#9388
RE: The Person Above Me
^ just mastered the Charleston - going for the Macarana and Cabbage Patch dances next
#9389
RE: The Person Above Me
avoids TV studios for fear that he may be selected as the next Captain Kangaroo
#9390
RE: The Person Above Me
^ thinks he's special because he knows his bologna by it's first name, even though his bologna calls him his "bend-over-biatch"