The Person Above Me
#8961
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once tried to make a slip 'n' slide out of old tire rubber and spoiled milk
#8962
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Is leaving out that it was his idea.
#8963
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was the test subject for the slipperiness of the idea
#8964
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Doesn't realize that the smell of spoiled milk can stay with you for a surprisingly long amount of time.[:-]
#8965
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blames that smell on his lack of game
#8966
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^has "Colin the Conqueror" embroidered on his underwear as a confidence booster
#8967
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should know it's Conquistador, not conqueror.
also for those days out on the boat I have ones that say Commodore Colin and ones with Brigadier Billy
also for those days out on the boat I have ones that say Commodore Colin and ones with Brigadier Billy
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forgot the last pair that reads: Rear Admiral![:'(]
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^ opts for nookie-ninja over butt pirate 4 out of 5 times
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Can't understand why no one signed up for his class "Autofellates to the oldies"