The Person Above Me
#8771
RE: The Person Above Me
^ doesn't know I ran into an old gf of his - didn't know her - but she sure knew him
#8772
RE: The Person Above Me
^Wrote his thesis on why the earth is flat. Poor guy , no one ever told him.
#8773
RE: The Person Above Me
^ trained his pet squirrel to scratch his masters nuts - only problem every morning has to spent an hour trying to find where the little **** hid them
#8774
RE: The Person Above Me
^ licks frogs just to make his genitalia look bigger and straighter, but still can't get over the corkscrew effect!
#8775
RE: The Person Above Me
^ doesn't like to drink and drive - he might hita bump and spill his beer
#8776
RE: The Person Above Me
^ is such an alcoholic he installed a kegerator in his spare wheel well with a spigot over the cup holder!
#8777
RE: The Person Above Me
has a spigot attached to his forehead
#8778
RE: The Person Above Me
^ likes to drink my brain juice because he has no other way of gaining intelligence!
#8779
RE: The Person Above Me
thinks that spigot is the funniest word...ever
#8780
RE: The Person Above Me
smells like crunchberries