The Person Above Me
#8621
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is known by the local police department as the "Ultimate John"!
#8622
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Has an "Ultimate John Fan Club" card
#8623
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Is committed to trying every vibrator advertised on the web.
#8624
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Ha s bought an assortment of used vibrators from me
#8625
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Is perfectly at home in fishnets and stillettos
#8626
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wears a foam dome while having sex
#8627
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^ knows that clothes makes the man. Naked people have no influence on society.
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wears his hot pink rubber suit to AF meets
#8629
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^ never let his schooling interfer with his education.
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wonders if he'll ever get that David Hasselhoff song out of his head, and hopes he won't