The Person Above Me
#8571
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^ unsuccessfully tried to convince his girl, using Einstein's theory of relativity, that 3 mins was an infinate amount of time for sex
#8572
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^ should have believed him! [:'(]
#8573
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^wishes he could make it to 3minutes
#8574
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^ wishes he was a boss
#8575
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^ likes flowery prints on his panties!
#8576
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knows this from personal defrocking of tpah[:'(][:'(][:'(]
#8577
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^ won't scratch what he can't sniff
#8578
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Is 30% bacon
#8579
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^ due to old age shrinkage- his gf says he still tastes great, but is less filling
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mad 'cause his GF knows I taste like double chocolate cake.[8D]