Has an obsessive preoccupation with Lucy Liu.

 

doesnt mind the Karate thing so much...hence the bruises on his crotch.

 

Made money in 5th grade betting kids he had ***** of steel letting them kick him in the crotch till 1 day he forgot to put on his cup. [:@]It took 6 months before his ***** dropped back down after Billy the bully won the bet.

 

Used to be known as "Billy the Bully" in some circles.

 

the only circles he was a part of were circle jerks. Now hosts Americas Funniest Circle Jerks on FOX.

 

has asked repeatedly to be included not realizing it's a sophmoric prank. So is the the fact that he's given a fake address each time he's invited.

 

^ has been caught putting playing cards in the spokes of his wheels to compete with the ricers and their coffee can mufflers

 

is proud that he's now been on Cops more than his mom.

 

ok so moms should be off the list. no real offense meant.

 

^ none taken and if you knew my mom - you would have recognized her on an episode back in 02 [&o]