The Person Above Me
#8111
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any weekend at his house might best be described as an Alternative Festival.
#8112
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can de-shell a hard boiled egg w. out using his hands..
#8113
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defrocks girl scouts using his infa-red x-ray eyes.
#8114
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does the same w/ boyscouts[:'(]
#8115
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Once sucked a grapefruit through a garden hose
#8116
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has corn as high as an elephants eye growing from his back
#8117
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dermatologists coined the term "Bacne" after his first visit.
#8118
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is mad Im eating a BLT using bacon I cut from his thighs...
#8119
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Finishes most sentences by stating "'cause that's the kinda guy I am!"
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has Salt & Peppa's "Push it " as his ringtone when i call him...