The Person Above Me
#8111
RE: The Person Above Me
any weekend at his house might best be described as an Alternative Festival.
#8112
RE: The Person Above Me
can de-shell a hard boiled egg w. out using his hands..
#8113
RE: The Person Above Me
defrocks girl scouts using his infa-red x-ray eyes.
#8114
RE: The Person Above Me
does the same w/ boyscouts[:'(]
#8115
RE: The Person Above Me
Once sucked a grapefruit through a garden hose
#8116
RE: The Person Above Me
has corn as high as an elephants eye growing from his back
#8117
RE: The Person Above Me
dermatologists coined the term "Bacne" after his first visit.
#8118
RE: The Person Above Me
is mad Im eating a BLT using bacon I cut from his thighs...
#8119
RE: The Person Above Me
Finishes most sentences by stating "'cause that's the kinda guy I am!"
#8120
RE: The Person Above Me
has Salt & Peppa's "Push it " as his ringtone when i call him...