can play "swing low sweet chariot" on the harmonica... w/ his a$$.

 

plays the accordion in his kilt in subway stations to collect money for his mods. (has found that the tips are better in the outfit than when in regular clothes, but is fine with that since he thinks he has nice legs and likes to show his feminine side now and then.)

 

is on the all edible underwear diet.

 

wears two pairs of long johns just to get mefat!!

 

KNows those Long Johns arent fooling anyone.

 

wishes the long johns came in pina colada

 

was married to "Long John" for a few hours in the state Pen. Was affectionately called Bitch Britches.

 

LMAO


^ used to holla at lebe frei from cell block d like this
" Heeeeeeeeeeey Britches."

 

still owes me a pack of Kools and some more pics of his mom for protecting him back then.

 

should know i never dropped the soap on purpose