The Person Above Me
#6001
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^contributes his backhair for material to make sweaters for needy children nationally
#6002
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harvests said backhair
#6003
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^ has backhair stronger than hemp - tribes in New Guinea smoke it as a right of passage
#6004
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wants a hippopotamus for Christmas
#6005
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prank calls his ex-girlfriend's mom.
#6006
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gets booty calls from his ex g/fs mom...
#6007
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^ always asks for everlasting, satisfying sex for Christmas - instead gets a Playboy subscription and a case of Jergens under his tree each year
#6008
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doesnt know the subscriptino got cancelled & has been replaced w/ a laptop
& acess to the interwebs..
& acess to the interwebs..
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^ is a modern kinda guy
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is a bohemian