should know my god father is in the FBI

 

^Thinks FBI stands for Federal Booty Inspectors.

 

actually know that FBI stands for Female Body Inspectors

 

^ like to lick rubber stamps

 

like to eats stamps

 

^ would like to be snappier than his Christmas Snapper

 

is jealous that he cant be da snappa's elf

 

^ is alredy the snappah's beyatch

Snappah: where's my hat?!?!
Audijp: here, sire
Snappah: good, now bring me something cool and refreshing to drink...

 

left the part out abt him self

Snappah: where's my hat?!?!
Audijp: here, sire
Snappah: good, now bring me something cool and refreshing to drink...
Palindariâ„¢:here you go sire
Snappah: now give me a [sm=smiley35.gif]
Palindariâ„¢:what?

 

^ forgets to mention he had two - Campbell's should make turtle soup cuz it's mmmmm mmmm good!