Made me smile, and erased the bad day I was having. Is due some measure of thanks...

As soon as I find an ant-eater with a taste to pork you will have your thanks, sir

 

^ still confused as to which wine goes best with granola bars and pancakes

 

knows well that grape maddog 20/20 goes well with bloated possum roadkill surprise

TPATPAM should know I appreciate the ant eater that just arrived UPS. He's very gentle....

when I am done with him, I'll donate him to the Feed Palindari Emergency Roadkill Fund"

 

^ once let his dingle-dangle dangle in the dirt, he pick it up, dust it off and tied it to his shirt

 

Apparently knows clever poems involving ones "Dingle- Dangle" ^

 

wants to think that TPAM to him's post has been used before on this thread?

 

^ actuallyhas hogwarts - suing JK Rowling for copyright infringement

 

Is secretly crushing on Hogwart.

 

^ wants to get his Dumbledore on

 

want to get on dumbledore