The Person Above Me
#5401
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^ all he wants for Christmas is his two ********* back to normal size - currently as big as raisins due to steroid abuse
#5402
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always says," why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free".
to which his wife replies, "why buy the pig when all you want it the little sausage."
cheers to your "little smokie"
to which his wife replies, "why buy the pig when all you want it the little sausage."
cheers to your "little smokie"
#5403
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Should have used the term "lil' to really emphasize it's size defecit.
#5404
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how TPAM truly got his name railrunner [:-]
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#5405
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^ is looking to get railed by railrunner.
#5406
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tpam was so scared when I put him in that helmet and sent him packing. Do you still have those pink shorts or are they brown now?
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^ wanted to try that with a seatless unicycle, but my sensibility overrode my morbid curiosity and I stopped him
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#5408
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^ was afraid allowing him to do so might have an adverse effect on their relationship.
#5409
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^ carries a filet knife in case of fish attacks
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^ Carries a diaphragm in case she gets hit on.