The Person Above Me
#5041
![Default](https://www.audiforums.com/forum/images/icons/icon1.gif)
gets the same syndrom when it comes to reaching for his wallet to pay for his date's meals. She calls him Aliigator Arms.
#5042
![Default](https://www.audiforums.com/forum/images/icons/icon1.gif)
^ thinks mistletoe is overrated - perfers spanish fly on a straw
#5043
![Default](https://www.audiforums.com/forum/images/icons/icon1.gif)
was very popular at the old ladies home when he appeared last chritmas as "The Stocking Stuffer"[:'(][:'(][:'(]
#5044
![Default](https://www.audiforums.com/forum/images/icons/icon1.gif)
^ has only 3 fingers left on his right hand due to penile-dermal friction wear
#5045
![Default](https://www.audiforums.com/forum/images/icons/icon1.gif)
likes blobs of nacho cheese on his ******** and onion sandwiches.
#5046
![Default](https://www.audiforums.com/forum/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Also known as Mystique Runner.
#5047
![Default](https://www.audiforums.com/forum/images/icons/icon1.gif)
^ teal is his color of choice when wearing business attire and evening gowns
#5048
![Default](https://www.audiforums.com/forum/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Has a closet full of black clothes to match the car and claim to be "black in black".
#5049
![Default](https://www.audiforums.com/forum/images/icons/icon1.gif)
^ believes Hillary Clinton will win the '08 Presidential election - because the hula girl on his dash told him so
![EEK!](https://www.audiforums.com/forum/images/smilies/eek.gif)
#5050
![Default](https://www.audiforums.com/forum/images/icons/icon1.gif)
^Still wonders how a tree can be grown to smell like a new car.