^ channels Elmo whenever he undresses in front of women - that defense has yet to hold up in court for him, btw

 

Is the voice for Elmo.

 

Has pornography featuring Burt and Ernie stored on his hard drive.

 

Is on teh Sesame-Street BOLO list!

 

^ is the reason why the old episodes of Sesame Street coming out on DVD are labeled "For Adults Only"

 

outted Snuffleufagus to The Enquirer

 

is president of marie osmond's fan club and is trying to gather AF'ers to vote for her on the next episode of "dancing with the stars"!
oops forgot to mention the REASON why he started the fan club in the first place was so that he would have a reason to watch the show on a weekly basis.
he just loves it when marie wears those outfits and kicks her legs up in the air!!

 

^ keeps chocolate cubes handy for that "time of the month" - each is a square ft and weighs 15 lbs

 

^^^just made the most sense ever in this nonsensical thread.
^^doesn't know that i'm presently in step 9 in chocoholics annon and can't/won't go back to what they made me do in step 4.

 

^ can't help being non-sensical even in her "quiet" moments