suffers from CARPERPETUATION (kar' pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

 

wishes to be finger-poked, like the cute, cuddley, edible guy in her siggy

 

^ has thoughts of marketing t-shirts with his patented Bulpansymo tag line - will make millions in the Asian market

 

Just gave me a GREAT idea, now needs to give me a logo, to go with it...

 

^ already in intense negotiations with Nintendo to introduce the Bulpansymo in the 2008 Pokemon character lineup

 

^^^ Understands marketing concepts

 

loves all children.......served with Gravy and a side of Potatoes

 

Was asked to lick more than just the wall when touring ***** Wonka's factory.

 

^ giggles like a schoolgirl at the mention of the word "*****"

 

giggles AS a schoolgirl, on Halloween