^ Moses Parting The Red Sea was his favorite action figure when he was a kid

 

^gave me said figure for my bday

 

^ Booger Green was his nickname back in his Navy Seal days - don't ask him what it means or he'll go Chuck Norris on you [>:]

 

^doesnt know that i am standing behind him right now! Ninja style

 

^Doesn't know that the person above him has an actual 4 imprinted on the hood and driver's side door of his TT.

 

^ Really drives a Geo metro

 

^Gave me the Geo Metro as a bribe.
I'm not tell anyone that he sniffs Chuck Norris's boxer briefs every night before being able to go to sleep... Hence, the reason he's up most of the time with the Insomniac Crew is because his SO discovered these boxer briefs and hide them from him!


Edit: Oops! Guess you can have that Geo Metro back...

 

^ makes up stuff.

 

^ has finally found a place to flex her impressive knowledge without being judged as just another pretty face

 

^ Renamed his car allroadsandsomerivers