Uses Axe to impress on dates.

 

Axes his dates that aren't impressed

 

^^^must not know that i'm very talented with my shovel. wayyyyyy better than any axe.

 

Was in a circus performing the shovel shove.

 

needs to get jiggy with his former sig. love the car, but V N V said so much without saying a thing.

"i'm so dizzy my head is spinnin....like a whirlpool it never ends...you're makin me dizzy!"

OOOOPPPPSSS
must have had more to drink than i thought.....i confused krip with VNV.....sorry!

 

Just got back from a long day at the circus.

 

^^^ is the star feature at the midget freak show. also does flying trapeze act. very cute for such a short little man.

 

heavy drinker... member of 1 audi forum and 36.5 alcoholics anonymous forums.. but still managesa full time gig of being a sweetee

 

^ doesn't want this know but he's close retrofitting the pudding hatch with his boink swatter

 

^ < me (well, his car is smaller than mine, anyway)