The Person Above Me
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Pizzes himself whenever he hears Jingle Bells
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^ scheduled for surgury to remove his legs so hecan go to work as an Ewok for halloween this year
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LMAO @ paper or ******* / ernest Borgnoine...
^ baught on ebay - Mr Ts original feather ear Rings from A-Team...
^ baught on ebay - Mr Ts original feather ear Rings from A-Team...
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fell for that gag last year.
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has dozens of "replica" feather earrings that he sells as originally worn by Mr T.
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Went as Dracula last year to Halloween parties but no one figured it out because he could only afford the pants.
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^ sings the entire soundtrack to "The Sound Of Music" each time he takes a shower
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humms the theme from the Adams Family whenever he has sex
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is p*ssed his roomate got more action than him...
roomate = Jared from subway
roomate = Jared from subway
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eats his dinner every night at the produce aisle at Kroger