The Person Above Me
#2431
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always cooks food and eats it and cooks another then over charges the customer
#2432
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has disorder that causes him to secrete garlic jelly from his tearducts
#2433
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Is jealous, because he really likes garlic jelly on his toast, and always wished he could just drip it out of his face onto the toast.
#2434
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is a vampire and is scared of jelly and the light...hence why his car is in the dark
#2435
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^Has a phobia of needles and sharp teeth...
#2436
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waxes her legs to decrease drag coefficient & increase aeordynamics..
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^Understands all too well the plethora of positives that result from waxing.
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waxes his head for aerodynamics in a car that has a roof
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Doesn't know that ouTTie914 isn't a he.
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just said what I was gonna say.[:-]