The Person Above Me
#2191
RE: The Person Above Me
sits on everyones lap at the Japanese steak house, right before putting a thumb in their eyes and slamming their face to the griddle.
#2192
RE: The Person Above Me
Left side of his face is mostly scar tissue. Every third Halloween, dresses as Two-Face instead of Dr. Frankenfurter.
#2193
RE: The Person Above Me
Doesn't dress up at all for Halloween and STILL scares people!!
#2194
RE: The Person Above Me
Should know that I'm very proud of that fact.
#2195
RE: The Person Above Me
Has brainwashed himself?? Oh no!!
#2196
RE: The Person Above Me
Once trained a cat to sneeze on command.
#2197
RE: The Person Above Me
Should know that both of my cats actually DO meow on command.
#2198
RE: The Person Above Me
Makes candycorn in the microwave
#2199
RE: The Person Above Me
Thought candycorn was whole ears ofsweet corn dipped in chewy toffee, gooey caramel, covered in semi-sweet chocolate, and finally, topped off with rich,creamery butter.
#2200
RE: The Person Above Me
Needs a new keyboard cuz his is covered in drool