The Person Above Me
#2191
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sits on everyones lap at the Japanese steak house, right before putting a thumb in their eyes and slamming their face to the griddle.
#2192
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Left side of his face is mostly scar tissue. Every third Halloween, dresses as Two-Face instead of Dr. Frankenfurter.
#2193
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Doesn't dress up at all for Halloween and STILL scares people!!
#2194
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Should know that I'm very proud of that fact.
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Has brainwashed himself?? Oh no!!
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Once trained a cat to sneeze on command.
#2197
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Should know that both of my cats actually DO meow on command.
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Makes candycorn in the microwave
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Thought candycorn was whole ears ofsweet corn dipped in chewy toffee, gooey caramel, covered in semi-sweet chocolate, and finally, topped off with rich,creamery butter.
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Needs a new keyboard cuz his is covered in drool