likes to get blazed and then gallop on one of those playground horsies
and pretend hes outrunning the stresses of the world..

 

^ prefers to play Family Feud in the nude

 

Prefers to make his posts rhyme.

 

Just made me think of "The Princess Bride" when Vizzini tells Fezzik "No more rhymes now, I mean it!" and Fezzik says, "Anybody want a peanut?"

 

Often memorizes the lines to his favorite movies.

 

^ has extreme difficulty remembering the names of the women he sleeps with -- makes for awkward breakfast moments...

 

gives EVERYONE he meets a *new* name...





































But, it's ALWAYS the SAME NAME!!!!!

 

lol'd OUT LOUD!

 

Has nightly one man "parties". Tonight's theme: Houseflies of North America! in which VNV will buzz around the room, puke on a piece of fried chicken, then (using the glue sticks mentioned above) will end his evening stuck to a large piece of poster paper.

 

should know I have had two bloody marys, three beers, two redbull and vodkas and two scotches, going for three. (since 11 AM) golf tourney.